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December 2011
32 posts
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I’ll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
Me: Do you want any help, Mom?
Mom: No thanks, sweetie.
5 minutes later…
Mom: HONEST TO GOD, IT’S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK, I’D COME BACK, AND YOU’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY, I DO SO MUCH, AND I’M NOT EVEN VALUED. DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO, YOU DON’T.
Send me the sign and I will do it.
- æ: Post a picture of yourself.
- ✌: Share a childhood memory.
- ♡: Make a confession.
- ❁: Share one of your insecurities.
- ✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
- ♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
- ♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
- ☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
- ☮: Share a relationship story.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn’t taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Their not using, that comma the right:way!
I have a huge problem with people having sh*t grammar and punctuation.
Is it that hard to figure out when to use a or an?
Is it that hard to figure out when to properly use their,they’re,or there??
Is it that hard to figure out when to write “my friend and I” or “me and my friend”?
Why do poeple not know how to use a comma in the proper place?
Is it really that hard!?
Everybody in my house is asleep.. and then there's me.
Then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me
Not in the holiday spirit.
All around at this time of year, all you hear is “It’s better to give than receive.” Now, how many of you truly believe in that? I don’t know, I mean I try to get into the giving mode for a while and then give up. It’s too much for me to handle. I’ll admit, I’m a person who will only do something for you if you do something for me. I don’t like going by unappreciated. About 2 weeks ago we decided to do secret Santa in by yearbook class. So we picked a slip, saw it’s scribbled name and started planning. I got my person a nice jewelry box with earrings. At the time of exchanging the gifts, everyone one gives theirs away. What did I get? nothing! The person who had to buy me a gift comes up to me and says ” oh, i got you but forgot to buy you something. I’ll bring it tomorrow.” So tomorrow comes and nothing again! We have one more day left of school and I swear that if I don’t get my gift, I’m going to tell this person of every single insult, of even their death! I just don’t get why anyone would ever be so nonchalant about not get someone a gift. Especially after you were TOLD to, it’s like a responsibility! My poor teacher, always trying to do nice things but incompetent people always screw everything over. Now the teacher has to go buy gifts for those of us who had CARELESS Santas! Now, don’t get me wrong, Í’m not mad because I’m greedy and want my gift. I’m just mad that my “Santa” didn’t even put an effort into something they were supposed to do for me. This “Santa” had the audacity to just sit there like I wasn’t on the list, on the scraps of paper!
Screw “It’s better to give than receive”!
ahhh what a rant….
I know you know what's on my mind. I know you like what's on my mind.
I am a man, a man
I’ll give ya somethin’ that ya won’t forget
I said ya shouldn’t have worn that dress
I said ya shouldn’t have worn that dress
I know you want what’s on my mind
I know you like what’s on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know
Here I come, I come, I come
I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I gonna get close to you
You wouldn’t want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?
With all the hookah I smoke, I wouldn’t mind getting coal for Christmas from Santa.
Teal eyebrows!
I recently decided that my eyebrows were a bit..boring. So I thought “what could i possibly do with them, besides completely waxing them off?” Well for one,I’m too chicken to get rid of them! SO i thought I might change their colour. I decided to go with one of my favorite colours, Teal. So I grabbed some eye safe teal dye. I had quite a hard time finding one that would not possibly leave me blind. I then slapped the dye on, rinsed after a few minutes and voila! I now have a rather dark teal tint to my eyebrows. I didn’t bleach them so it’s only but a tint. After the whole process I started to actually analyze the decision; not so smart eh? The reaction from my fellow classmates will probably be priceless! I hope I don’t get too self-conscious about walking around with weird eyebrows. Also, on the down side, the rather bold colour kind of seems to make my eyebrows a bit…bushier?
Eh, there’s only one life to live and one pair of eyebrows to screw over.
I very much like my teal eyebrows.
