I wonder what it feels like to be skinny, and thin, and wake up in the morning in nothing but a tshirt and panties and still feel sexy, to have guys look at me, to have guys want to be my boyfriend, to have girls be jealous of my body, to feel my hipbones and collarbones, to feel confident in a bikini, to sit down and not feel fat everywhere, to not rub out the thighs in my jeans, to need a smaller size in the store, I could go on forever.
Wikipedia, why must you be blocked for one whole day, or two, or three!? I am literally nothing without this website. I realized this today as I went about multiple conversations and had the urge to look things up that were discussed. Well, I was left without answers. Many times. I open up the web and search for something, a blog comes up, they talk about some random celebrity. Hey, I don’t know who this article is about. Lemme search the person up; NO WIKIPEDIA. Today, on the gossip show that my mom watches, they were talking about Marc Anthony. They were saying how he has had the most beautiful and young women ever. I start thinking ” how old is Marc Anthony if his current GF is only 24. Lemme check” 10 mins later….NO ANSWERS. I wanted to cheat on my character analysis test…NO CAN DO. I can’t take this anymore. I need the free knowledge, the endless bio’s.
I don’t have any Mexican chick friends because, well, they’re annoying.
I don’t have any Mexican guy friends because I’m too smart. And too ugly. Their ideal is pretty and stupid. They can deal with ugly and dumb ‘cause they think it’s funny. And they can deal with pretty and kinda smart ‘cause, well, they like the aesthetically pleasing. But ugly and really smart? Nope. They don’t want to mess with that.
Me: Do you want any help, Mom? Mom: No thanks, sweetie. 5 minutes later… Mom: HONEST TO GOD, IT’S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK, I’D COME BACK, AND YOU’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY, I DO SO MUCH, AND I’M NOT EVEN VALUED. DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO, YOU DON’T.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose student: you mean semen is like sugar? Biology Teacher: yeah basically me: doesn’t taste like.. Biology Teacher: me: student: Biology Teacher: me: student: me: whoops
All around at this time of year, all you hear is “It’s better to give than receive.” Now, how many of you truly believe in that? I don’t know, I mean I try to get into the giving mode for a while and then give up. It’s too much for me to handle. I’ll admit, I’m a person who will only do something for you if you do something for me. I don’t like going by unappreciated. About 2 weeks ago we decided to do secret Santa in by yearbook class. So we picked a slip, saw it’s scribbled name and started planning. I got my person a nice jewelry box with earrings. At the time of exchanging the gifts, everyone one gives theirs away. What did I get? nothing! The person who had to buy me a gift comes up to me and says ” oh, i got you but forgot to buy you something. I’ll bring it tomorrow.” So tomorrow comes and nothing again! We have one more day left of school and I swear that if I don’t get my gift, I’m going to tell this person of every single insult, of even their death! I just don’t get why anyone would ever be so nonchalant about not get someone a gift. Especially after you were TOLD to, it’s like a responsibility! My poor teacher, always trying to do nice things but incompetent people always screw everything over. Now the teacher has to go buy gifts for those of us who had CARELESS Santas! Now, don’t get me wrong, Í’m not mad because I’m greedy and want my gift. I’m just mad that my “Santa” didn’t even put an effort into something they were supposed to do for me. This “Santa” had the audacity to just sit there like I wasn’t on the list, on the scraps of paper!