i just want to know who decided that it’s acceptable to wake up in a pool of my own blood while my uterus throws a fit because it’s not pregnant
August 2012
17 posts
So my sister used my youtube account to comment about how a little girl from Dance Moms is ugly and now all the little obnoxious tweens are spamming me with their oh-so-cool-i-just-called-you-a-jealous-bitch replys......fuckin kids
reblog if your penis is perfect
omfg so I was in starbucks today waiting in line to get a goddamn frappuccino and I saw this girl on tumblr and long story short she went on her blog and I got her url. so I used her url as my name and when they called my “name” I swear she jumped out of her fucking underwear. and she was like looking around and I thought she started twitching and I just walked the fuck out laughing
Im watching a movie from the 70's..
Its exact description is ” Women In pastel dresses plot an escape from a tropical island prison run by perverts”
WTF
- Me: *Doesn't party*
- Me: *Doesn't drink*
- Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
- Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
- Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
- Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
- Me: *Doesn't party*
- Me: *Doesn't drink*
- Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
- Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
- Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
- Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
they have that ugly rimmel girl on the olympics fashion closing thing....
- me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
- me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
- me at the beach: is there wi-fi
- me at family parties: is there wi-fi
- me at school: is there wi-fi
- me anywhere: is there wi-fi
My father is so damn sexist, i feel like slapping him.
