"Alas! they had been friends in youth; but whispering tongues can poison truth."
- The Life of Samuel Taylor Coleridge 1838
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Just call me Gigi

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

(via iamayoungfeminist)

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boyexemplified:

aliens don’t wanna hang out with us because we’re embarrassing and also still capitalist

(via iamayoungfeminist)

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wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him

wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him

(Source: orneryjabroni, via orgasmic-humor)

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cyberho:

it’s Beyoncé’s Birthday and today an incredibly hot older guy asked me for my phone number and then after texting for like 4 hours told me he is interested in taking me out to dinner this weekend and now there’s no way to proof these are both related and you all know I’m not religious but I do believe there’s a higher power above us and I just wanna say that Lordyoncé works in mysterious ways that us mortals don’t understand 

(via sexuallyactive-robot)

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